buy me a boa and drive me to reno

Mind of a sixteen-year-old trapped in a body of a thirty-something, with the difference that at sixteen I imagined knowing what life was about. I post things that make me laugh or cry or nod my head in agreement. You know. Cats. Feminism. The occasional Martin Freeman.

professorfangirl:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

BIBLE DIBLE DOO

can babies be born holding a taco

desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

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ihaveacleverfandomurl:

wefalltoriseagain:

darkarcherprince:

theonewhosawitall:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

thanks satan, i’ll have em back by three

Ya teach them sociology instead.

Wait so satan can get me in to Hogwarts…

sign me up please satan

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tmc102464:

He’s still the Fonz

tmc102464:

He’s still the Fonz

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kingcheddarxvii:

YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING

pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

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